FfffI love Betty White. I first remember her in the Match Game. A lot of wonderful years followed with The Mary Taylor Moore Show, The Golden Girls, Boston Legal and Malcolm in the Middle, to just name a few. But let’s go back to the Match Game.

Let’s honor the Grande Dame of television and the Queen of entertainment by playing the Match Game. Write comments with your suggestions.

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Betty White is so old …

… when the big bang occurred, she yelled: „Knock it of!“

… her social security number is 1.

… she is suing Native Americans, because she was there first.

… before she came to Sodom it was known for its pottery.

… she had a threesome with Wilma and Fred Flintstone.

… her middle name is Lillith.

… she stayed jewish, because she knew Jesus.

… she hid behind a bush and said „now I know you fear god“ when Abraham wanted to scarify Isaac.

… she performed in the original Cesar’s Palace.

… she discovered fire.

… she invented the wheel.

… when Mary of Magdala gave up prostitution to follow Jesus, Betty was there on the opposite street corner to call her a quitter.