FfffI love Betty White. I first remember her in the Match Game. A lot of wonderful years followed with The Mary Taylor Moore Show, The Golden Girls, Boston Legal and Malcolm in the Middle, to just name a few. But let’s go back to the Match Game.
Let’s honor the Grande Dame of television and the Queen of entertainment by playing the Match Game. Write comments with your suggestions.
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Betty White is so old …
… when the big bang occurred, she yelled: „Knock it of!“
… her social security number is 1.
… she is suing Native Americans, because she was there first.
… before she came to Sodom it was known for its pottery.
… she had a threesome with Wilma and Fred Flintstone.
… her middle name is Lillith.
… she stayed jewish, because she knew Jesus.
… she hid behind a bush and said „now I know you fear god“ when Abraham wanted to scarify Isaac.
… she performed in the original Cesar’s Palace.
… she discovered fire.
… she invented the wheel.
… when Mary of Magdala gave up prostitution to follow Jesus, Betty was there on the opposite street corner to call her a quitter.
…she regards „Palestinians“ as a summer trend that will go as quickly as it came.
… she used to call Methusalam „little kid“.
… Neanderthals had a pin up of her painted on the cave wall.
… when God formed Adam out of the dust of the ground, it was her idea to add the private parts.
…that her granny calls her granny.
oh, es sollte „…her granny calls her granny“ ohne deutsches „that“ sein, dann paßt es.
Oder
…she suckled her granny.
Autsch, bin ich blöd. Danke.
Betty White is so old, she’s the chicken [i]and[/i] the egg.
Irgendwann hat [I]kursiv[/I] hier mal funktioniert…
Aber mit angle brackets.
….that’s Noah’s Ark on the left side
Bad taste at it’s best 😀
And thanks G“dess there is that british girl who knows how to pronounce the word hot
(aber die is‘ zu hetig)
Betty White is so old, she discovered fire.
Betty White is so old, she invented the wheel.
Betty White is so old that when Mary of Magdala gave up prostitution to follow Jesus, Betty was there on the opposite street corner to call her a quitter.
I luuv Betty too. She is soooo old, her birth-certificate weighs a ton and is carved in stone.